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Mackenzie Sharp's avatar

what kind of salad

Jack's avatar

Ponzu ginger

lex 💌's avatar

this has given me a lot to think about

weltschande's avatar

How cool are you

ambar ⋆'s avatar

you are unlike anyone i have ever come across

✮⋆˙₊ mj ₊˙⋆✮'s avatar

this gives me hope that I have a nemesis out there somewhere.

also, lowk enjoyed the math ngl.

Jack's avatar

So glad to hear this 🙏

vvnightingale's avatar

I’m not gonna lie, all those equations went completely over my head

Jack's avatar

That’s ok it doesn’t really matter 😂

vvnightingale's avatar

Haha this whole article did make me laugh though! You have such an inventive mind

Jack's avatar

Omg ty<3

Calley Overton's avatar

dang you did the math

Jack's avatar

I crunched the numbers and were looking up 🙏

Hol Harland's avatar

Thank u for your service Jack

Brooke's avatar

This post is incredible BUT it did give me war flashbacks to every statistics class I’ve ever taken so you might be my nemesis now

kirby's avatar

numbers AND letters started being thrown around and i got scared but this is incredibly iconic of you

Jack's avatar

Phew glad you got through it

kari 𓆩♡𓆪's avatar

i have neither of these things (yet) and the math did in fact scare me but i still had a good time

Jack's avatar

Omg that’s actually such a compliment ty (sorry for the math)

aryana's avatar

tried and failed to not be scared of math unfortunately

Jack's avatar

Rip that’s ok tho

danielle (𝓇𝒶𝓌 & 𝒻𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓁)'s avatar

i was gonna be scared of the math, but then u told me to not be. needed that <3

Jack's avatar

Phew that’s good I’m glad

caroline cherry's avatar

this is insane (positive connotation)

emma 🐞⋆˚꩜'s avatar

ok math wizard!! this is fabulous!!

Jack's avatar

omg thank

JustSomeMustard's avatar

This is one of the best things Mustard has read.